http://www.houseofwigs.com/ I clock you! en-us Copyright 2007 Wed, 09 Feb 2005 15:30:20 -0500 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:09:56 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.21 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss OK what are our next steps. I wish I was a fucking idiot because then wouldn’t life be sort of awesome? Everything would be really funny, decisions would be easy, having fun would be easy, sleeping would be easy, going to the beach would be enjoyable, there would always be... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/08/46.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/08/46.html hettie candido Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:04:41 -0500 Hot on the heels of my crepuscular (I don’t even know what that means but I couldn’t bring myself to write “craptacular”*) performance review comes a meeting to discuss my future with the company. My goals and plans, charting the erect-phallus-like trajectory of my rapacious career. This is coming up... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/08/47.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/08/47.html jacinta klang Tue, 31 Aug 2004 14:53:46 -0500 OK I give my job the stinkfinger on a regular basis, but last week was pretty good, I have to admit. First off, one of our clients hooked us up with a plush suite at the US Open. I assumed it’d be like box seats, like a glassed-in cell, but... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/48.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/48.html enedina brunecz Wed, 08 Sep 2004 14:43:15 -0500 Sometimes my life will be too rich and hearty to allow me the necessary ten minutes it takes to write in this space, so I’ll just jot down what I’d like to cover when I next get a chance. The most recent note went: “wacky rants about cellphones! what the... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/49.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/49.html cherrie ziad Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:20:53 -0500 I like when the guys here have their own personal casual Fridays. Even though every day is pretty casual, they still tuck things in and sport sweater vests and slacks M-Th, but then let their hair down on F with some jeans and loafers, perhaps a nice breezy polo shirt.... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/50.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/50.html golda krefft Mon, 20 Sep 2004 14:03:12 -0500 Another milestone today: For months I’ve been pitching taglines that go “Savor the flavor of [x],” where x equals some cheese product or beer product or whatever — it pretty much works for anything — and a client finally OK’d one this morning. The source of the phrase is the... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/51.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/09/51.html rina trimino Wed, 22 Sep 2004 09:13:46 -0500 OK back from getting married, sorry ladies but that there is the awful truth, you may as well dry your tears and start trawling the meth clinics or like Wal-Marts for a new crush. The wedding was good — my grandma got drunk and I think the first dance I... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/10/52.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/10/52.html cherrie ziad Tue, 19 Oct 2004 13:08:28 -0500 I had to interview a copywriter the other day, and I think the intent is to find someone fresh out of school whose soul is still bright and shiny within their [ideally ample] breast, who still believes in the redeeming power of advertising, who gets excited by the novelty of... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/10/53.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/10/53.html inga creekbaum Tue, 26 Oct 2004 14:06:23 -0500 Yeah I voted the shit out of that vote this morning. Took me forever to find a parking spot over by the magnet school, and here’s me, unsuccessfully trying to parallel park: “I’m being fucking disenfranchised over here!” This place sported the old-school switch-n-lever booths, which were new to me.... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/54.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/54.html krystyna lipovsky Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:10:58 -0500 Thanks a lot, internet, for getting my hopes up. I really appreciate it, internet. Oh you stupid internet. BITCHFACE INTERNET. Why do I keep forgetting that you are run by people who look to Lord of the Rings for political philosophy. (“Even the smallest hobbit can make a difference!!!!!”) Oh... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/55.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/55.html mirta mangis Thu, 04 Nov 2004 10:16:57 -0500 I like how Word is so decrepit and sluggish that sometimes it takes 5-6 seconds to display a document when I switch over from another application, and you might be all boo hoo look at the poor fat baby and his terrible life but when that other application is a... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/56.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/56.html cierra luddy Wed, 10 Nov 2004 11:53:27 -0500 Remember when I first started this job and had nothing to do? And so I’m all: Shit boy, this is my big chance to start a fancy anonymous blog! FI-nally I have the time to do something super-meaningful with my life! And then the world became prettier and more awesome... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/57.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/11/57.html rolanda chicalaci Tue, 16 Nov 2004 21:26:18 -0500 First off there’s the woman who may or may not be a midget. I mean there are midgets, right, but then there are unusually short people and I can’t tell with her, I really can’t. She is certainly below cubicle-wall height. I have to ask. I must know. “Are you... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/12/58.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/12/58.html mirta mangis Thu, 09 Dec 2004 18:04:56 -0500 So we’re making Christmas cookies this weekend with the little nieces, and the little nieces have a predilection for the messy work, the tasks that involve sticking one’s hands in melted chocolate or dough or sprinkles, and I’m looking for volunteers to help me with a particularly sloppy task and... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/12/59.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2004/12/59.html noelia buchwalter Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:08:47 -0500 I’ma be writing over at my other thing for a while. Contact H. Candido for details.... http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2005/02/60_1.html http://www.houseofwigs.com/uh/2005/02/60_1.html hettie candido Wed, 09 Feb 2005 15:30:20 -0500